THIS IS A MULT-PART FUN SERIES :) check out the 1st set of sayings here:
Funny Kid Saying 1
Child #1=Sonwon (Boy)
Child #2=Belly (Girl)
Sonwon: "I want to be a magic when I grow up."
Me: "You want to be a basketball player, Sonwon?"
Sonwon: "No, a magic man." (Age 4)
Sonwon: "I wanna go to outer space... like on a rollercoaster." (Age 4)
Sonwon- on why he should get another cookie… "I didn't get 5 or 7 or 9 cookies, I only got 2!" (Age 4)
"Too many words! You're giving me a headache!" –Sonwon (age 4)
Aunt S: Who's been playing with my MMA gloves and where's the other one?
Sonwon (from across the house): I didn't do it!!
Aunt S: Oh?
Sonwon: I only moved it.
Aunt S: Yeah, I knew you had something to do with it when you shouted that you didn't do it.
Sonwon: I always don't do it (age 4)
Uncle J3: What are you eating Sonwon?
Sonwon: Hair.
Uncle J3: What?
Sonwon: MAN HAIR! (Age 4)
Story time with Sonwon: "Once upon a time, there was a giant who ate frogs... and people, and roads, and buildings, and signs, and lights... and cars, and doors, and windows, and when he finished eating all this stuff, he was a bigger giant." (Age 4)
Sonwon thought I was going the wrong way... "Why are you so old?" Oh thank you "Despicable Me". (Age 4)
Sonwon trying to convince me about bedtime... "I can lay on the couch and watch TV, then when I fall asleep and the TV in on, it can save power!" Almost buddy, almost. (Age 4)
I wondered when this day would come... "Mommy, Sonwon's chocolate and I'm white, and baby's white..." (Age 2)
Me: "Belly, what are you eating?"
Belly: "Boogers." (Age 2)
Sonwon: "My toot smells."
No response
Sonwon: "I Just tooted."
No response
Sonwon: "SONWON TOOTED!"
Daddy: "Good job." (Age 4)
The kids helped me lick the icing bowl.
Me: "Ok, kids, time to go wash your fingers."
Sonwon: "I'm ok, I can just lick them." (Age 4)
Sonwon: "When I grow up, I'm going to be flying... just call me bird... or flying squirrel." (Age 4)
We passed an accident on the way home.
Sonwon: "It was probably a mommy."
Me: "What?"
Sonwon: "A mommy probably got in an accident."
Me: "Honey, anybody can get into an accident."
Sonwon: "Ya... you could get into an accident, mommy." (Age 4)
Sonwon: "Oh. My. Gosh."
Me: "Sonwon, say 'Oh my goodness'."
Sonwon: "Can I say 'Gosh'?"
Me: "No, say 'Oh my goodness'."
Belly: "Can I say 'Squash'?"
Me: "Yes, you can say 'Squash'."
Belly: "Oh my squash." (Ages 4 and new 3)
Aunt S: J(our Daddy), the baby’s so cute!
Daddy: You can have him.
Aunt S: J, he’s your baby.
Sonwon: But you can have him. (Age 4)
Sonwon's prayer before opening up a stick of gum? "Dear God, please give us another baby, amen." Which is cuter? Praying before eating gum, or that he wants another baby sibling! (Age 5)
"I can sing while I'm tooting."-Sonwon (age 5)
“Aunt K has a gun! Mommy, I'm your weapon... I know karate.”-Sonwon (age 5)
Me: "Do you guys want to help me make cookies?"
Kids: "YAY!"
Me: "You just have to wash your hands first."
Belly: "ok!"
Sonwon: "Nevermind." (Ages 3 and 5)
"I couldn't hear you because I had instruments playing in my ears..." –Sonwon (age 5)
“Get out of my way, or I'm going to run you over!”- Belly (Age 3)
Belly: "Yes, thank you."
Me: "How'd you get to be so polite? Have you been practicing?"
Belly: "No. I'm smart." (Age 3)
"I want to keep my lips beautiful..."- Belly on why she should use lip-gloss. (Age 3)
"It smells like a bear ate a rat in there..."-Sonwon (on our smelly garage) (age 5)
And still... there are more cute sayings. I will stretch them out yet again for another post!
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Funny Kid Saying 1
Child #1=Sonwon (Boy)
Child #2=Belly (Girl)
Sonwon: "I want to be a magic when I grow up."
Me: "You want to be a basketball player, Sonwon?"
Sonwon: "No, a magic man." (Age 4)
Sonwon: "I wanna go to outer space... like on a rollercoaster." (Age 4)
Sonwon- on why he should get another cookie… "I didn't get 5 or 7 or 9 cookies, I only got 2!" (Age 4)
"Too many words! You're giving me a headache!" –Sonwon (age 4)
Aunt S: Who's been playing with my MMA gloves and where's the other one?
Sonwon (from across the house): I didn't do it!!
Aunt S: Oh?
Sonwon: I only moved it.
Aunt S: Yeah, I knew you had something to do with it when you shouted that you didn't do it.
Sonwon: I always don't do it (age 4)
Uncle J3: What are you eating Sonwon?
Sonwon: Hair.
Uncle J3: What?
Sonwon: MAN HAIR! (Age 4)
Story time with Sonwon: "Once upon a time, there was a giant who ate frogs... and people, and roads, and buildings, and signs, and lights... and cars, and doors, and windows, and when he finished eating all this stuff, he was a bigger giant." (Age 4)
Sonwon thought I was going the wrong way... "Why are you so old?" Oh thank you "Despicable Me". (Age 4)
Sonwon trying to convince me about bedtime... "I can lay on the couch and watch TV, then when I fall asleep and the TV in on, it can save power!" Almost buddy, almost. (Age 4)
I wondered when this day would come... "Mommy, Sonwon's chocolate and I'm white, and baby's white..." (Age 2)
Me: "Belly, what are you eating?"
Belly: "Boogers." (Age 2)
Sonwon: "My toot smells."
No response
Sonwon: "I Just tooted."
No response
Sonwon: "SONWON TOOTED!"
Daddy: "Good job." (Age 4)
The kids helped me lick the icing bowl.
Me: "Ok, kids, time to go wash your fingers."
Sonwon: "I'm ok, I can just lick them." (Age 4)
Sonwon: "When I grow up, I'm going to be flying... just call me bird... or flying squirrel." (Age 4)
We passed an accident on the way home.
Sonwon: "It was probably a mommy."
Me: "What?"
Sonwon: "A mommy probably got in an accident."
Me: "Honey, anybody can get into an accident."
Sonwon: "Ya... you could get into an accident, mommy." (Age 4)
Sonwon: "Oh. My. Gosh."
Me: "Sonwon, say 'Oh my goodness'."
Sonwon: "Can I say 'Gosh'?"
Me: "No, say 'Oh my goodness'."
Belly: "Can I say 'Squash'?"
Me: "Yes, you can say 'Squash'."
Belly: "Oh my squash." (Ages 4 and new 3)
Aunt S: J(our Daddy), the baby’s so cute!
Daddy: You can have him.
Aunt S: J, he’s your baby.
Sonwon: But you can have him. (Age 4)
Sonwon's prayer before opening up a stick of gum? "Dear God, please give us another baby, amen." Which is cuter? Praying before eating gum, or that he wants another baby sibling! (Age 5)
"I can sing while I'm tooting."-Sonwon (age 5)
“Aunt K has a gun! Mommy, I'm your weapon... I know karate.”-Sonwon (age 5)
Me: "Do you guys want to help me make cookies?"
Kids: "YAY!"
Me: "You just have to wash your hands first."
Belly: "ok!"
Sonwon: "Nevermind." (Ages 3 and 5)
"I couldn't hear you because I had instruments playing in my ears..." –Sonwon (age 5)
“Get out of my way, or I'm going to run you over!”- Belly (Age 3)
Belly: "Yes, thank you."
Me: "How'd you get to be so polite? Have you been practicing?"
Belly: "No. I'm smart." (Age 3)
"I want to keep my lips beautiful..."- Belly on why she should use lip-gloss. (Age 3)
"It smells like a bear ate a rat in there..."-Sonwon (on our smelly garage) (age 5)
And still... there are more cute sayings. I will stretch them out yet again for another post!
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